Better than porn, better than Ben&Jerry’s

Once upon a time Christian Hjortshoej, Head of Media, was born in Hillerød.

The first thing the doctors noticed was this enormous baby-butt.

 

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He ain’t proud of having this kind of ass, cause it caused the overweight strain to his backbone. But the girls like it for real “even though I look like a queen” he says. Yesterday Christian knocked up two girls, by stretching his bubble but while playing Piano at the Canteen. The Head of EG finds him innocent.

In an exclusive interview with Hjorthoej, Christian tells us: “Talking about my Ass, nothing has chanced since my birth, It’s just getting bigger”.

Christian has been a model for 10 years, now. He’s getting payed a big amount of cash.

We asked Frede Møllegaard Søndergaard, what he knew about Christian.

Frede says: “Some Say he goes partying with shools principal, AKA. The RECTOR.

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Disclaimer: I was payed to make this article! Christian offered me 220 kr.

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