BREAKING NEWS – DPRK demands

DPRK demands the US to be removed from the Security Council!

In a statement the morning of November 15th, the ambassador of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Mikkel Juelsholt, stated that the DPRK demand that the United States of America must be removed as a permanent member of the Security Council in order to stabilise the workings of the UN. The United States’ preliminary militaristic preparations regarding the situation of the Falkland Islands are contradictory to the UN’s position as a peace-keeping entity and poses a grave threat to the stability of the world, Ambassador Mikkel Juelsholt conveyed in a brief interview.

Ambassador: ”Korea demands that the United States of America is to be removed from the permanent members of the Security Council because they are clearly working against the principles and the purposes of the United Nations by being ready to attack a fellow nation, The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland, in the case of the Falkland Islands that they are currently discussing in the Crisis Committee.”
Laura: “Why Korea and not DPRK?”

Ambassador: “Because Korea is the best Korea.”

 

– By Peter Mørch Groth

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