Nov 16, 2013

What would Jesus do?

In connection to the large amount of people that comes late to the conference, including myself. This article is an encouragement to all of us that but-spelled at their committees or commissions. Therefore I asked the two Christian countries USA and Denmark about typical MUN situations. What would Jesus do?





What would Jesus do:

-If you came late to the conference more then two hours?

The ambassador of the USA: “Jesus wouldn’t do anything because Jesus believes in the good of all people.”

The delegate of Denmark, Crises committee: “Jesus would welcome you anyway and forgive you for being so.”

-If you scored your host?

The ambassador of the USA: “Jesus would be disappointed, but Jesus wouldn’t punish you because Jesus does not believe in punishing people.” 

The delegate of Denmark, Crises committee: “Jesus would not approve of adulatory, but if it happened he would encored them to get married instantly!” 

-If you wear a to short skirt?

The ambassador of the USA: “Jesus loves to short skirts, he would therefore send the holy sprit to make you pregnant”  

The delegate of Denmark, Crises committee: “Jesus would tell you that it’s better to be recognized by your intellect then your looks because your soul is beautiful!”

-If you got shitfaced the night before the conference?

The ambassador of the USA: “Jesus would make you concentrate because Jesus haves the power of God”

The delegate of Denmark, Crises committee: “he would tell you that you need to be a responsible delegate and hide your alcohol problem like a good Christian.” 


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